NOMINATE SOMEONE
for the
BULLSHIT PRIZE

Receive an official BS Laureate Nominee certificate
(suitable for framing).

We reserve the right to ignore any nomination we deem to be insufficiently bullshitty.

Bullshit Flavors

• Analysis Paralysis – Not ever knowing enough to act, a.k.a. ‘The Bullshit of Infinite Possibilities.’
• Colossal – A lie so big no one would believe that someone could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously.
• Magical – Playing tricks to make things seem like what they aren’t.
• Mountainous – Using a mountain of bullshit to bury bad things.
• Nonsense – Bullshit that sounds like it means something but doesn’t.
• Pseudo-Profound – Nonsense that sounds profound.
• Smorgasbord – More than one flavor of bullshit in a bullshit buffet.
• Spin – Making bad things sound like good things.
• Stunning – Bullshit that takes your breath away.