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Receive an official BS Laureate Nominee certificate
(suitable for framing).

We reserve the right to ignore any nomination we deem to be insufficiently bullshitty.

Bullshit Flavors

  • Analysis Paralysis – Not ever knowing enough to act, a.k.a. ‘The Bullshit of Infinite Possibilities.’
  • Colossal – A lie so big no one would believe that someone could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously.
  • Magical – Playing tricks to make things seem like what they aren’t.
  • Mountainous – Using a mountain of bullshit to bury bad things.
  • Nonsense – Bullshit that sounds like it means something but doesn’t.
  • Pseudo-Profound – Nonsense that sounds profound.
  • Smorgasbord – More than one flavor of bullshit in a bullshit buffet.
  • Spin – Making bad things sound like good things.
  • Stunning – Bullshit that takes your breath away.
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